- Sun loungers or beach chairs
- Internet services
- Parking
- Restaurant
Prices by date
Lowest nightly price for 2 adults, updated twice a month.
Cheapest dates
- 25 October 2026 £120
- 26 October 2026 £120
- 28 October 2026 £120
- 29 October 2026 £120
- 1 November 2026 £120
Available Rooms & Rates
1 double bed · 40 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Hairdryer
The Perrier Jouet Suite features a four-poster bed, marble floor and a Jacuzzi bath with separate shower. There is a 42-inch TV, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring…
In the room
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
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Breakfast Included Refundable£224.83per night
1 large double bed · 32 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Hairdryer
Known as the White Room, this room is set in wall-to-wall white with zebra print flooring. This room has a double bed with Egyptian cotton sheets, 2 large chandeliers and white and crystal sofa. There is a 60-inch TV. The bathroom boasts a spa bath…
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
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Breakfast Included Refundable£297.56per night
1 large double bed · 32 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Hairdryer
Our Deutz room features cowhides on the floor and the bed. There is a 60-inch TV. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Hardwood or parquet floors
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Tile/marble floor
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
-
Breakfast Included Refundable£297.56per night
1 double bed · 32 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Hairdryer
The colour black, the symbol of elegance. The Lanson Black. This was the perfect champagne to name this room after. This room has wall to wall black armadillo style wallpaper, a double bed and a double cuddle sofa. A massive 60inch TV, all rooms come…
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Hardwood or parquet floors
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
-
Breakfast Included Refundable£343.85per night
1 double bed · 40 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Terrace
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
The Bollinger Room is a spacious and elegant retreat, designed to offer comfort and relaxation in a stylish setting. The room features a large leather bed and sliding doors that open onto a private patio with outdoor seating, providing the perfect space to unwind. The…
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Desk
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Patio
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Terrace
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
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Breakfast Included Refundable£343.85per night
1 double bed · 30 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Hairdryer
The Pommery room is themed on a Gentleman’s Club with dark wood panelling to the walls and a dark wood sleigh bed. There is a corner bath in the bedroom and a separate shower wet-room. A 30-inch TV, along with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee…
In the room
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Hardwood or parquet floors
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
-
Breakfast Included Refundable£343.85per night
1 large double bed · 32 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Hairdryer
Our Billecart room features a mirrored feature wall and gold and turquoise colours. This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom. A 55-inch TV, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a spa bath big enough for two and complimentary toiletries.…
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Hardwood or parquet floors
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
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Breakfast Included Refundable£343.85per night
1 extra large double bed · 30 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Terrace
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Hairdryer
This contemporary style room has a large Baroque bed and a private decked area with a large private conservatory and a outdoor hot tub. The en-suite bathroom has a spa bath and separate shower. There is a 55-inch and a 40-inch flat-screen TV, along with…
In the room
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Patio
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Terrace
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
-
Breakfast Included Refundable£462.88per night
1 large double bed · 55 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Terrace
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
Decorated in aquamarine and gold, this extra large suite is art deco in style, with a lounge area with two chaise lounges and open-plan bathroom with indoor spa bath. Sliding doors lead to a private patio area with a private hot tub. This room comes…
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Fireplace
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Hardwood or parquet floors
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Patio
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Terrace
- Tile/marble floor
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
-
Breakfast Included Refundable£495.94per night
1 large double bed · 64 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Terrace
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
The LP Alexandra is a Versace-inspired room, with gold furnishings and leopard print flooring. The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and outside, within a private walled patio area with sun loungers. The room has a sound system with Bluetooth connection and a 50-inch…
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Patio
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Terrace
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
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Breakfast Included Refundable£495.94per night
1 extra large double bed and 1 sofa bed · 50 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Hairdryer
This room offers an outdoor hot tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers. This room has bold colours set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall. Your bathroom features a free-standing bath, rainfall shower and toiletries. The lounge has…
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Hardwood or parquet floors
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Patio
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
-
Breakfast Included Refundable£562.06per night
1 double bed · 75 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Terrace
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
The Krug Suite is the Who’d A Thought It's largest room and boasts a 9-foot bed under crystal chandeliers. Not only does this room have two private hot tubs inside and outside, it also has a shower steam room. A massive 60-inch TV in your…
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Extra long beds (> 2 metres)
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Patio
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Terrace
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
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Breakfast Included Refundable£654.64per night
1 extra large double bed and 1 sofa bed · 75 m² · Up to 2 guests
- Terrace
- Air conditioning
- Private bathroom
- Flat-screen TV
- Coffee machine
- Tea/Coffee maker
The bedroom is inspired by Morocco and Rome, featuing crushed velvet on the day bed and in the lounge, with a 65-inch TV and high-speed WiFi. Your bathroom has a deep bath tub, a rain shower and complimentary toiletries.Tea and coffee making facilities are in…
In the room
- Air conditioning
- Bath
- Bathrobe
- Carpeted
- Coffee machine
- Electric kettle
- Entire unit located on ground floor
- Flat-screen TV
- Free toiletries
- Garden view
- Hairdryer
- Heating
- iPod dock
- Iron
- Ironing facilities
- Linen
- Outdoor furniture
- Patio
- Private bathroom
- Private entrance
- Radio
- Refrigerator
- Satellite channels
- Seating Area
- Shower
- Slippers
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Spa bath
- Streaming service (like Netflix)
- Tea/Coffee maker
- Terrace
- Toilet
- Toilet paper
- Towels
- TV
- Wardrobe or closet
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Breakfast Included Refundable£654.64per night
About This Hotel
Who’d A Thought It is a hotel on Headcorn Road in Grafty Green, near Maidstone, about five minutes by car from Lenham. Lenham railway station is 2 miles away.
Individually styled rooms and suites have a TV and DVD player, an iPod dock, tea and coffee facilities and an en suite bathroom with free toiletries and a hairdryer. Many also have a four-poster bed and a spa bath.
Breakfast is full English, with continental choices for early departures. The Champagne and Oyster Bar offers gastro dishes, a lunchtime tasting menu and à la carte meals, and stages themed events. Free parking and WiFi in public areas suit couples on a romantic getaway.
Location
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, ME17 2AR, United Kingdom
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Frequently asked questions
How far is Who’d A Thought It from the airport?
The nearest airport is London Southend Airport (SEN), about 41 km away. You can add a private airport transfer at a fixed price when you book.
Is breakfast included at Who’d A Thought It?
Yes, the rates include breakfast.
Can I cancel for free?
Yes, rates with free cancellation are available; they are marked "Free cancellation" in the room list.
What do guests think of Who’d A Thought It?
Guests rate it 7.8 out of 10, from 327 reviews.
How much does a night at Who’d A Thought It cost?
Nightly prices start from £224.83; the exact price depends on your dates and room, and is shown before you book.